Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Randomize
