I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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