it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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