Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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