I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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