After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
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