So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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