Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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