do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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