"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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