Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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