I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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