why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
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