what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Church boner. Awkwardddd
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I love you. Go after that dick
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