But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I can't turn off my feet"
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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