I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
But theres a keg here and me gusta
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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