I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Randomize
