try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Two words: nipple clamps
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