I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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