I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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