Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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