i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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