Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Randomize
