Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Randomize
