From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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