Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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