well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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