it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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