just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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