At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Enjoy the penises
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
