fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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