Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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