You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Randomize
