You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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