He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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