its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
