i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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