Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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