My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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