Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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