Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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