a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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