God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
MIDGETS
????
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
