just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Randomize
