i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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