I'm really into asian looking animals
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
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