Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Randomize
