is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
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