wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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