Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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