another moral hangover. fuck.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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