so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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