I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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