He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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