i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
